birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(Source: nilesymon)

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guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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deathspeaker:

allow-me-to-speak:

artbymoga:

Yo refusing to walk through a door because a woman is holding it open for you is not chivalry, it’s called being an asshole.

When you hold a door open for someone, it should have nothing to do with their gender/sex/identity and everything to do with you just being a considerate human being. 

I actually had a guy grab my waist, physically pick me up, yank me off of the door handle, and carry me through the door because I did this.

I reflexively open doors for folks and older dudes seem to hate it the most.

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spoopycecil:

quick crossover doodle before I’m off to work

spoopycecil:

quick crossover doodle before I’m off to work

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blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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happierman:

here we are in [scenic location]!

happierman:

here we are in [scenic location]!

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landofrunawayangels:

If I tell you I’m asexual and you say:

  • You just haven’t found the right person
  • You’ll feel differently in a few years
  • Your hormones are out of balance, you should see a doctor
  • You’re not old enough to know what you want
  • Why the hell don’t you want sex? It’s awesome
  • What’s wrong with you?
  • Were you abused?
  • What happened to you to make you not want sex anymore?
  • If you’ve never had sex, how can you tell that you don’t want it?
  • That’s really fucking stupid, no one is asexual. We need to have sex to survive. It doesn’t make sense.
  • No really, what type of gay are you?
  • A doesn’t stand for Asexual, it stands for Ally

I will turn into a dragon and tear out your heart with my teeth.

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: theawolbrony)

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